Three Golfers
Feb 2, 2015 10:51:17 #
George II
Loc: Fayetteville, Georgia
Sent by a friend.
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don't hit the ducks in your first three months here. Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large numbers of ducks everywhere.
Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit a duck. The duck quacked, the one next to it quacked and soon there was a deafening roar of duck quacks. St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asked, "Who hit the duck?" The guy who had done it admitted it. St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs, cuffed the woman to him and said, "Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity."
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did the quacks were as deafening as before. Within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman and cuffed them together for eternity.
The third man was extremely careful. After three months of this, he still hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months, and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. Then, without a word, St. Peter handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off. The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud, "I wonder what I did to deserve this?"
The woman responded, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."
Three golfing partners died in a car wreck and went to heaven. Upon arrival they discover the most beautiful golf course. St. Peter tells them that they are all welcome to play the course, but he cautions them that there is only one rule: Don't hit the ducks in your first three months here. Upon entering the course, the men noted that there were indeed large numbers of ducks everywhere.
Within fifteen minutes, one of the guys hit a duck. The duck quacked, the one next to it quacked and soon there was a deafening roar of duck quacks. St. Peter walked up with an extremely homely woman in tow and asked, "Who hit the duck?" The guy who had done it admitted it. St. Peter immediately pulled out a pair of handcuffs, cuffed the woman to him and said, "Now you'll be handcuffed together for eternity."
The other two men were very cautious not to hit any ducks, but a couple of weeks later, one of them accidentally did the quacks were as deafening as before. Within minutes St. Peter walked up with an even uglier woman and cuffed them together for eternity.
The third man was extremely careful. After three months of this, he still hadn't hit a duck. St. Peter walked up to the man at the end of the three months, and had with him a knock-out gorgeous woman the most beautiful woman the man had ever seen. Then, without a word, St. Peter handcuffed him to the beautiful woman and walked off. The man, knowing that he would be handcuffed to this woman for eternity, let out a contented sigh and wondered aloud, "I wonder what I did to deserve this?"
The woman responded, "I don't know about you, but I hit a duck."
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Feb 4, 2015 00:42:07 #
George II wrote:
Sent by a friend. br br Three golfing partners di... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Good one.
Feb 4, 2015 06:19:16 #
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