Now this is the way to start the day!
A Marine enters the Catholic Church confessional booth in Jacksonville . He tells the priest, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. Last night, I beat the crap out of an Obama supporter."
The priest says, "My son, I'm here to forgive your sins, not to discuss your community service."
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