Three macho mice are sitting at a bar
Dec 30, 2014 11:07:06 #
Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing just how tough they were. The first mouse slams a shot and says:
"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.
The third mouse stops and replies: "It's time to be going home to shag that cat."
"I play with mouse traps for fun. I'll run into one on purpose and as it is closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it 20 to 30 times." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The second mouse slams a shot and says: "That's nothing. I take those poison bait tablets, cut them up, and snort them, just for the fun of it." And, with that, he slams another shot.
The third mouse slams a shot, gets up, and turns to walk away.
"Where the hell do you think you're going?" ask his friends.
The third mouse stops and replies: "It's time to be going home to shag that cat."
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Dec 30, 2014 21:25:24 #
Luggerbugs wrote:
Three macho mice are sitting at a bar discussing j... (show quote)
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Dec 31, 2014 09:27:40 #
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Dec 31, 2014 10:34:52 #
:) Great joke, Bob - thanks!
Texcaster, I'm not getting that one but I am getting a major ad up top for finding a local exterminator :):):)
Texcaster, I'm not getting that one but I am getting a major ad up top for finding a local exterminator :):):)
Dec 31, 2014 10:49:41 #
Texcaster wrote:
Nice one. Is anyone else getting the "Rat & Mouse Control" ad?
Nope, got ad for getting rid of bed bugs, 60 day guarantee!!!
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