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Dec 23, 2014 10:03:12 #
A man received the following text from his neighbor:
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"
I am so sorry Bob. I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I do not get any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect! I meant "wifi", not "wife"
Dec 23, 2014 10:39:33 #
Dec 23, 2014 10:48:53 #
Tom DePuy wrote:
Oh I like that one.....gonna have to steal that one
"steal" away, I got it in an email and liked it. Glad you enjoyed it too.
Dec 24, 2014 13:29:26 #
Calsnap wrote:
A man received the following text from his neighbo... (show quote)
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