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How to be a happy guy
Nov 26, 2014 18:31:58 #
Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess, "Will you marry me?"
The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank Crown Royal whiskey, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
The Princess said, "No!!!" And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and dated skinny long-legged full-breasted women and hunted and fished and raced cars and went to naked bars and dated ladies half his age and drank Crown Royal whiskey, Pabst Blue Ribbon beer and Captain Morgan and never heard bitching and never paid child support or alimony and dated cheerleaders and kept his house and guns and ate spam and potato chips and beans and blew enormous farts and never got cheated on while he was at work and all his friends and family thought he was friggin cool as hell and he had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up.
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Nov 26, 2014 20:32:29 #
Then he died alone and with VD at the ripe old age of 16, but he was happy no less...lucky b%$#@!&.......LOL
Turbo wrote:
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Nov 27, 2014 09:14:52 #
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Turbo wrote:
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Had I only known. I wish the ex had said "NO!"
Nov 27, 2014 09:33:45 #
Nov 27, 2014 09:45:36 #
will I have competition as the main" character"
BW326 wrote:
Can't wait until the Disney movie comes out.
Nov 27, 2014 10:43:29 #
tlbuljac wrote:
Then he died alone and with VD at the ripe old age of 16, but he was happy no less...lucky b%$#@!&.......LOL
Everyone dies alone! Well for the most part. I want to die like my grandpa, "in my sleep"! Instead like all the other in the car that were screaming and yelling!
Nov 27, 2014 11:26:52 #
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Nov 27, 2014 12:37:11 #
Ka2azman wrote:
Everyone dies alone! Well for the most part. I want to die like my grandpa, "in my sleep"! Instead like all the other in the car that were screaming and yelling!
Lol....
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Nov 27, 2014 14:06:03 #
don't forget the short big women, they need love toooo and can really show their gratitude.
Nov 27, 2014 16:15:34 #
trust you told him/her it had to due with being "UGLY".....lol
littlebug wrote:
my next door neighbor asked me why I'm not married
Nov 27, 2014 18:52:56 #
Nov 29, 2014 08:24:47 #
Ka2azman wrote:
Everyone dies alone! Well for the most part. I want to die like my grandpa, "in my sleep"! Instead like all the other in the car that were screaming and yelling!
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