Heretofore hidden news about OBAMA
Nov 24, 2014 14:05:36 #
Long before OBAMA became a lawyer under the well-known Illinois "Pity" clause, he had jobs, one of which was as a bus driver.
The Hotel Astor had hired a new young black bus driver named OBAMA, and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the Hotel Astor!"
On the way to the station on his first trip he kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the Hotel Astor, Free bus to the Hotel Astor," until he memorized it word-perfect.
Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at
all the noise and hubbub and started shouting as follows:
"Free hotel at the bust your Astor" ... I mean, "Free ass at the
Hotel Bastard"... I mean, "Freeze your ass at the Hotel Buster" ....I mean, "Squeeze your bust at the Hotel Faster"....I mean, "Bust your ass at the Hotel Freezer"............
AWWWWWWW, SHIT!...take a cab!"
The Hotel Astor had hired a new young black bus driver named OBAMA, and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, "Free bus to the Hotel Astor!"
On the way to the station on his first trip he kept repeating to himself, "Free bus to the Hotel Astor, Free bus to the Hotel Astor," until he memorized it word-perfect.
Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at
all the noise and hubbub and started shouting as follows:
"Free hotel at the bust your Astor" ... I mean, "Free ass at the
Hotel Bastard"... I mean, "Freeze your ass at the Hotel Buster" ....I mean, "Squeeze your bust at the Hotel Faster"....I mean, "Bust your ass at the Hotel Freezer"............
AWWWWWWW, SHIT!...take a cab!"
Nov 24, 2014 14:13:21 #
Nov 24, 2014 19:31:41 #
Nov 24, 2014 22:07:28 #
Nov 25, 2014 10:37:04 #
BigBear wrote:
Bush made him do it !! hehehe
Bush was probably the cab driver. :roll: :lol:
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