There was a blonde and she was sick and tired of hearing blonde jokes so she decided to cut her hair short and become a brunette. After she did this she went for a drive in the country and eventually she came across a farmer in a paddock with a flock of sheep.
The blonde went up to the farmer and said, "I have a proposition for you. If I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" "Yeah sure." the farmer replied. "385" was the blonde's answer. "You are right" the farmer said.
The blonde went and got a sheep and returned to her car. She was about to pull away when the farmer came to her and said. "I have a proposition for you. If I can guess the color of your hair can I have my dog back?"
Well that was a clean one ......coming from Mrsmoses I mean ! LOL
That was a good one.. I got a chuckle out of that one
Mrsmoses wrote:
There was a blonde and she was sick and tired of hearing blonde jokes so she decided to cut her hair short and become a brunette. After she did this she went for a drive in the country and eventually she came across a farmer in a paddock with a flock of sheep.
The blonde went up to the farmer and said, "I have a proposition for you. If I can guess how many sheep you have can I have one?" "Yeah sure." the farmer replied. "385" was the blonde's answer. "You are right" the farmer said.
The blonde went and got a sheep and returned to her car. She was about to pull away when the farmer came to her and said. "I have a proposition for you. If I can guess the color of your hair can I have my dog back?"
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LOL, Mrs. Moses, I'm going to steal this for FB! TIA!
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