FrumCA

A group of Brits, all aged 40, discussed where they should meet for a
reunion lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and
wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where
they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because the food and service was good
and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet, and it was good value for money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because the restaurant was wheelchair
accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should
meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Weatherspoon’s in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

TucsonCoyote Loc: Tucson AZ

Right on, that's a funny one I had never read before ! ....and I'm not 80 yet ! :XD:

DVJ

I think this is a good joke, and it would be just as funny with any nationality.

ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas

I like the progression, very funny.

Ares23 Loc: Ohio

I enjoyed it and being of British blood I found no offense.

Dick Z. Loc: Downers Grove IL

How true, how true. :cry: :cry: :cry:

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

I hope I can remember it long enough to tell what's her name :| :shock: :-(

davidrb Loc: Half way there on the 45th Parallel

It is difficult to think of a group that could not fit in this tale. It applies maybe to age more than anything. What is amazing is that this group agreed to and actually did have these lunches. Not too common in today's mach-II life-styles. Seems someone has a suddenly more pressing agenda.