A Politically Incorrect Joke.
Nov 21, 2014 12:33:59 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
I am getting on in years and may not the best looking guy anymore.
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of
my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought .......
"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"
Some would even say I'm a little frayed around the edges....
But, I have a nice car, a little money, and I spend most of
my time casually traveling from place to place and enjoying life.
I met a nice looking girl in a park the other evening.
There was an instant spark between us.
All of a sudden, she did this cute little dance, then
immediately dropped to her knees and lay on the grass at my feet.
As we lay there making love, I thought .......
"Wow, these Taser guns are really worth the money!!"
Nov 21, 2014 12:36:16 #
That was a great joke. I loved it.
It was a joke, right? Right, a joke?
Dennis
It was a joke, right? Right, a joke?
Dennis
Nov 21, 2014 12:38:40 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
dennis2146 wrote:
That was a great joke. I loved it.
It was a joke, right? Right, a joke?
Dennis
It was a joke, right? Right, a joke?
Dennis
It came from my sister, not Bill Cosby. :lol: Let me check......... Yep! It's a joke. :D :D :D
Nov 21, 2014 12:42:17 #
Nov 21, 2014 12:44:52 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
NJFrank wrote:
As we get older it's nice to get a little spark in the old bod :)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:
Nov 21, 2014 18:12:58 #
Thanks, Neil!!! Very, very funny!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 22, 2014 10:41:49 #
Nov 22, 2014 11:15:07 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
HEART wrote:
Thanks, Neil!!! Very, very funny!!!! :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:D :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 22, 2014 11:15:29 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Delderby wrote:
It shouldn't be funny - but it is!
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 22, 2014 21:23:10 #
So let me get this straight. A guy tasers a woman and rapes her while she's unconscious, and that's supposed to be funny. When does rape become funny? I really don't get it.
And any woman who thinks this is funny is pretty sad. You'd be OK with being rendered unconscious and waking up to find you'd been raped? Wow.
And any woman who thinks this is funny is pretty sad. You'd be OK with being rendered unconscious and waking up to find you'd been raped? Wow.
Nov 22, 2014 22:50:29 #
Duane D.
Loc: Kalkaska, Michigan
A woman went to the doctor. The doctor said "you're fat". The woman said, you think so, well I would really like a second opinion." The doctor said "OK, you're ugly too."
Duane
Duane
Nov 23, 2014 10:41:14 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
tschmath wrote:
So let me get this straight. A guy tasers a woman and rapes her while she's unconscious, and that's supposed to be funny. When does rape become funny? I really don't get it.
And any woman who thinks this is funny is pretty sad. You'd be OK with being rendered unconscious and waking up to find you'd been raped? Wow.
And any woman who thinks this is funny is pretty sad. You'd be OK with being rendered unconscious and waking up to find you'd been raped? Wow.
You purport to be a teacher. May God have mercy on those poor kids' souls. Wow.
Nov 23, 2014 11:33:36 #
NeilL wrote:
You purport to be a teacher. May God have mercy on those poor kids' souls. Wow.
Why, because I try to instill respect for women in them? Oh, what a disgrace.
Nov 23, 2014 12:33:52 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
tschmath wrote:
Why, because I try to instill respect for women in them? Oh, what a disgrace.
Because you can't understand "politically incorrect."
Nov 23, 2014 12:37:03 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Duane D. wrote:
A woman went to the doctor. The doctor said "you're fat". The woman said, you think so, well I would really like a second opinion." The doctor said "OK, you're ugly too."
Duane
Duane
:thumbup: :thumbup: Another from Rodney Dangerfield. "When I was born, I was so ugly the doctor slapped my mother."
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