tiger1640 Loc: Michigan

Priceless :thumbup:

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jerryc41 Loc: Catskill Mts of NY

Perfect!

MT Shooter Loc: Montana

LOL

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

LOL.

Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada

Can I use it??
Swede

tiger1640 Loc: Michigan

be my guess.

Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada

Thanks, but don't know what " Be my quess " means" but Be my GUEST" I get
Thanks
Swede

tiger1640 Loc: Michigan

My bad..fat fingers no spell check..lol

:thumbup:

Swede Loc: Trail, BC Canada

It did make me think though
God for a chuckle- Thanks
Swede

joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ

Smart man.

reindeer Loc: London U.K.

That crafty so and so. He was not REALLY drunk! Made the right lifetime investment.

richard-sports Loc: New York City

Spell check would not have helped in this instance :).

biseral

I make these typo errors all the time, but i have a "rouge mouse"!!

tlbuljac Loc: Oklahoma

I wasn't quite as fortunate. Played semi-pro baseball until I was 36. Coach decided to take us all out for a drink after a game. Problem was. I had bummed a ride with a teammate as my vehicle was in the shop for repair and the wife and kids needed the other vehicle for her to shuffle them to and from their games and practice the same night. I had no way home otherwise and was dependant upon my friend. As it turned out, we closed the bar and I ended up getting home around 2:30am. I did not have a cell phone or car phone at that time (they weren't availabale yet). So I did not call to tell the wife I might be late getting home. I have never been one to engage excessively in alcohol, but I did have two Jack and Coke that night. When I got home, I suspected I may be in trouble, but all the lights were out and it was deafly quiet as I walked up the stairs to my bedroom. While attempting to be extra quiet, I slowly removed my uniform and decided to leap into bed to surprise my wife while hoping to catch her in a good
"MOOD". As I dove forward in hopes of landing in the bed, I found myself on the damn floor. I had missed the bed completely. The light came on and there stood my best friend and wife of several years along with my four kids staring down at me while I laid spread eagle on the floor, blood dripping from my nose. She and the kids moved the bed to the other end of our huge bedroom. Took me a few hours to get rid of the bloody nose and five days for the lump on my noggin from my misguided head first dive. But, my team did win the game that night.

Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England

I had to read that a couple of times tlbuljac before I realized it wasn't your best friend stood with your wife of several years and 4 kids when the light went on in the bedroom..lol.