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The gay flight attendant
Nov 4, 2014 18:35:21 #
Going the e-mail round.
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
(This one is too funny to not forward.)
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said,
'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray -up, Bitch'
THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT
(This one is too funny to not forward.)
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed
to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that
'Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.'
On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said,
'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.'
To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied , without missing a beat,
'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you.
Tray -up, Bitch'
Nov 4, 2014 18:44:32 #
Now that one is funny. I would like to have been able to hear that response and whatever happened next.
Nov 4, 2014 19:01:51 #
Nov 4, 2014 19:32:42 #
Ol' Frank wrote:
Now that one is funny. I would like to have been able to hear that response and whatever happened next.
:thumbup: :thumbup: :-D
Nov 4, 2014 19:32:59 #
Nov 4, 2014 19:51:30 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail round. br br THE GAY FLIGHT ... (show quote)
I thought Pixie was in the jewelry business. Juggling two careers I guess. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 4, 2014 19:59:00 #
pounder35 wrote:
I thought Pixie was in the jewelry business. Juggling two careers I guess. :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: She is probably into all kinds of shit. :shock:
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Nov 4, 2014 20:16:25 #
Ol' Frank wrote:
Now that one is funny. I would like to have been able to hear that response and whatever happened next.
It was funny. But it never really happened.
ronny
Nov 4, 2014 20:20:39 #
bcheary wrote:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: She is probably into all kinds of shit. :shock:
A third career? Packing fudge. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Nov 4, 2014 21:20:35 #
pounder35 wrote:
A third career? Packing fudge. :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 5, 2014 12:44:40 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail round. br br THE GAY FLIGHT ... (show quote)
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
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Nov 5, 2014 14:02:28 #
WereWolf1967 wrote:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: Thanks.
Nov 5, 2014 14:28:52 #
bcheary wrote:
Going the e-mail round. br br THE GAY FLIGHT ... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Nov 5, 2014 16:22:33 #
Nov 5, 2014 16:24:32 #
FRENCHY wrote:
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: Thanks.
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