communication issues
Oct 22, 2014 08:03:05 #
The Rake.
I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.
I realized that I couldn't find the rake.
I yelled up to my wife, where is the rake?
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?
She replies, "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush".
I was working in the garden this weekend and my wife was about to take a shower.
I realized that I couldn't find the rake.
I yelled up to my wife, where is the rake?
She couldn't hear me and she shouted back, "What?"
I pointed to my eye, and then I pointed to my knee and made a raking motion.
Then my wife wasn't sure and said "What?"
I repeated the gestures "Eye - Kneed - The Rake"
My wife replied that she understands and signals back.
She first points to her eye, next she points to her left breast, then she points to her backside, and finally to her crotch.
Well, there is no way in hell I could even come close to that one.
Exasperated, I went upstairs and asked her, "What the hell was that?
She replies, "Eye - Left Tit - Behind - The Bush".
Oct 22, 2014 08:18:40 #
Oct 22, 2014 09:00:17 #
joehel2 wrote:
Laugh out loud funny.😊😊😊
I thought so. Someone has a pretty good sense of humor with that one! :lol: :lol:
Oct 22, 2014 10:34:40 #
Oct 22, 2014 11:11:52 #
Oct 22, 2014 12:36:05 #
Penny MG wrote:
The Rake. br br I was working in the garden this ... (show quote)
I was prepared for that one but still lost it when I got to the punch line. Fantastic, Penny
Oct 22, 2014 14:38:11 #
Oct 23, 2014 06:26:11 #
Penny MG wrote:
The Rake. br br I was working in the garden this ... (show quote)
Oh my, you're a naughty girl Penny. with a sense of humour that I love. Still laughing and coffee all over the keyboard.
Oct 23, 2014 07:08:41 #
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Oct 23, 2014 09:17:44 #
Even my wife laughed at that one...and she rarely laughs at anything.
Good one.
Good one.
Oct 23, 2014 09:24:21 #
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Oct 24, 2014 08:27:24 #
mwalsh wrote:
Only works if the woman does not shave her bush ...
HAHAHAH! Never thought about that :lol: :lol:
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