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Naked Cowboy
Oct 22, 2014 01:43:03   #
Mrsmoses Loc: Oregon
 
Naked Cowboy
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ......


I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.. '
'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!

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Oct 22, 2014 03:12:13   #
K.V.Rajasingham
 
Oh, I am too much worried of that girl. Can I have the address of that motor home. I can fly there from India.

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Oct 22, 2014 03:12:46   #
Doddy Loc: Barnard Castle-England
 
Ha Ha..nice one.

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Oct 22, 2014 05:09:31   #
TucsonCoyote Loc: Tucson AZ
 
Mrsmoses ! :roll: 8-)

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Oct 22, 2014 07:48:44   #
Jackinthebox Loc: travel the world
 
Mrsmoses wrote:
Naked Cowboy
A Sheriff in a small town in Texas walks out in the street and sees a blond haired cowboy coming toward him with nothing on but his cowboy hat, his gun and his boots. He arrests him for indecent exposure.
As he is locking him up, he asks 'Why in the world are you walking around like this?'
The cowboy says, 'Well it's like this Sheriff ......


I was in this bar down the road and this pretty little red head asks me to go out to her motor home with her. So I did.

We go inside and she pulls off her top and asks me to pull off my shirt... So I did.

Then she pulls off her skirt and asks me to pull off my pants.... So I did.

Then she pulls off her panties and asks me to pull off my shorts...so I did.

Then she gets on the bed and looks at me kind of sexy and says, 'Now go to town, cowboy.. '
'And here I am.'

Son of a Gun. Blonde Men do exist!!!!
Naked Cowboy br A Sheriff in a small town in Tex... (show quote)


Good one. :thumbup:

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Oct 23, 2014 06:17:15   #
Bobbee
 
I'm blonde. I don't believe this. I would have put my shirt back on because I would not want to get sunburn on the walk to town.

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