NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

God vs. Satan?








An engineer dies and he goes to hell. He's hot and miserable, so he decides to take action.


He discovers the air conditioning has been busted for a lon time, so he fixes it.


Things cool down quickly.


He then finds that the moving walkway motor has jammed, so he un-jams it.


People can get from place to place more easily.


The TV image was grainy and unclear, so he fixes the connection to the satellite dish


and now everyone can get hundreds of high def channels.





One day God decides to look down on Hell to see how his grand design is working out


and notices that everyone is happy and enjoying umbrella drinks.





So he asks the Devil, "Hey, what's up with the smiling faces?"


The Devil tells him, "Things are great down here sinve you sent us an engineer".


"What?" says God, "An engineer? I didn't send you one of those.


That must have been a mistake, send him upstairs immediately."


The Devil responds, "No way, we want to keep our engineer. We like him."


God demands, "If you do not send him up to me immediately, I'll sue!"


The Devil laughs. "Where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

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Brahahahahahaha

HEART Loc: God's Country - COLORADO

Funny stuff, Neil!

DaveO Loc: Northeast CT

Makes sense!

NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

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bookman Loc: Southeast Michigan

"Lawyer joke"
Isn't that being redundant?

Bobbee

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NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

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FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga

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DickC Loc: NE Washington state

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NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian

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