Old folks
Oct 11, 2014 14:24:51 #
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, 'Seven Points.'
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
:mrgreen:
His wife rolls over and says, 'What in the world was that?' The old man replied, 'its fart football.'
A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says, 'Touchdown, tie score...'
After about five minutes the old man lets another one go and says, 'Aha. I'm ahead 14 to 7.'
Not to be outdone the wife rips out another one and says, 'Touchdown, tie score.'
Five seconds go by and she lets out a little squeaker and says, 'Field goal, I lead 17 to 14.' Now the pressure is on for the old man.
He refuses to get beaten by a woman, so he strains real hard.
Since defeat is totally unacceptable, he gives it everything he's got, and accidentally poops in the bed.
The wife says, 'What the hell was that?'
The old man says, 'Half time, switch sides
:mrgreen:
Oct 11, 2014 14:28:48 #
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Oct 12, 2014 06:15:24 #
DickC wrote:
An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows wh... (show quote)
IM still laughing.
IM thinking more like game over, time to clean the field.
Oct 12, 2014 08:27:48 #
That is good. I will be laughing all day when I'm watching a game. I remember my father use to love fart jokes so I must take after him....Rich
Oct 12, 2014 16:33:32 #
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Oct 12, 2014 18:38:56 #
I remember as a kid....dad used to tell me and my siblings that he would fart in bed and hold mom's head under the covers. Next morning she would come out with "Red Eye" and we never understood why.....Now I know
Oct 12, 2014 18:53:32 #
tlbuljac wrote:
I remember as a kid....dad used to tell me and my siblings that he would fart in bed and hold mom's head under the covers. Next morning she would come out with "Red Eye" and we never understood why.....Now I know
That'll do it!! :mrgreen:
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