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Oct 11, 2014 10:56:17   #
New York Steve Loc: St. Augustine, Florida
 
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

The pastor fainted...

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Oct 11, 2014 11:36:28   #
dljen Loc: Central PA
 
Hahahaha, good one, Steve!

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Oct 11, 2014 12:44:04   #
Big Stopper Loc: London
 
Nice one :thumbup:

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Oct 12, 2014 09:16:56   #
Madman Loc: Gulf Coast, Florida USA
 
:roll: :roll: :roll:

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Oct 12, 2014 12:46:14   #
Sac-Jack Loc: Sacramento, Ca
 
Good one and thanks for posting this one.

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Oct 12, 2014 15:21:19   #
Pepsiman Loc: New York City
 
New York Steve wrote:
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.

As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater, but soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. "Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes" she replied, "isn't it wonderful?

I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease.

Do you know I haven't had the flu all winter!"

The pastor fainted...
Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eig... (show quote)


What a waste of rubber :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Oct 12, 2014 16:35:12   #
lightcatcher Loc: Farmington, NM (4 corners)
 
:XD: :XD: I'm laughing so hard I have tears in my eyes...LOL :twisted: :XD: :XD:

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