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80 year old George visits the doctor for his annual Physical. He comes back in a week for the results. The doctor gives him a reasonably clean bill of health.

After the report, Doc asks George, "Well George, before you go, are there any final questions you have for me."

George says, "Well Doc, now that you ask, yes. You see, Edith and I have had a wonderful sex life, and even now we are still active. I am concerned about one thing. When we have sex, the first time is great and I am invigorated. However, the second time, I get all sweaty and just feel beat up. Can you tell me why that may be happening."

Doc says, "Well not right now, but I will take it under consideration. I don't see anything in your physical that would answer that question right off."

So, a couple of months go by and Doc is giving Edith her Physical report.

At the end, he says, "Oh by the way Edith, will you tell George I still have no answer on that question he asked about your sexual activity."

Edith asks what question and Doc explains.

Edith laughs out loud and says, "Well Doc, you gotta understand what George is referring to. Usually the FIRST time is in February, and the SECOND time is in August.....!) :shock: