Allah and the 72 Virgins
Sep 29, 2014 11:45:54 #
romanticf16
Loc: Commerce Twp, MI
Allah and the 72 Virgins
A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold.
When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised.
Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because arseholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex.
So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?
A suicide bomber died and went to heaven, as foretold.
When he arrived there, he met Allah, and he said to Allah that he was ready to claim his virgins, as promised.
Out of curiosity he asked Allah why there were so many virgins in heaven.
Allah regarded him for a moment, then replied, "Actually, the 72 virgins are here in heaven because arseholes like you murdered them before they could experience the pleasure of sex.
So you're here to service them. Since they're virgins, they're quite sexually ravenous; and, frankly, you'll be on constant, exhausting duty. I shall banish you from Paradise should you fail!"
The bomber responded, "Well, I guess I can live with that. How hard can it be to keep 72 women satisfied for all eternity?"
And Allah replied, "Who said they were women?
Sep 29, 2014 12:10:57 #
djenrette
Loc: Philadelphia
romanticf16 wrote:
Allah and the 72 Virgins br A suicide bomber died ... (show quote)
I like humor based on a realistic framework. This doesn't have that.
Sep 29, 2014 14:54:24 #
romanticf16 wrote:
Allah and the 72 Virgins br A suicide bomber died ... (show quote)
So Jesus and Moses were playing golf in Augusta, Georgia....
Sep 29, 2014 15:18:31 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Very funny. The liberals are the ones without : i) a sense of humour, and ii) any other sense, either.
Sep 29, 2014 15:54:35 #
NeilL wrote:
Very funny. The liberals are the ones without : i) a sense of humour, and ii) any other sense, either.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:14:10 #
NeilL wrote:
Very funny. The liberals are the ones without : i) a sense of humour, and ii) any other sense, either.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Sep 29, 2014 23:39:29 #
Sep 29, 2014 23:58:23 #
NeilL wrote:
Very funny. The liberals are the ones without : i) a sense of humour, and ii) any other sense, either.
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