Churchill
Sep 24, 2014 14:19:47 #
George Bernard Shaw offered Winston Churchill two tickets to the opening night of his latest play and that he could take a friend if he could find one.Winston replied he would be delighted to accept but he could not make the opening night but would be pleased to make the second night if the play was still running!!
Sep 25, 2014 08:18:14 #
fizzog wrote:
George Bernard Shaw offered Winston Churchill two tickets to the opening night of his latest play and that he could take a friend if he could find one.Winston replied he would be delighted to accept but he could not make the opening night but would be pleased to make the second night if the play was still running!!
Have you heard about Churchill at the party?
A dowager patted Winston's ample belly and said "Winston , if that was on a woman she'd be pregnant!
Winston is said to have replied "Madam, last night it was, and she is"!!!!!!
Sep 26, 2014 02:50:07 #
Appreciate it lateron, wonder if we will get a spate of Churchill jokes?
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