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What's a Fottle?
Sep 24, 2014 12:10:37   #
DickC Loc: NE Washington state
 
I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "a folding bottle".

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have."

"I have also invented a folding carton."

Again she said, "what do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds rude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even
telling her about my folding bucket.
:mrgreen:

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Sep 24, 2014 12:16:40   #
dljen Loc: Central PA
 
Hahahaha, love it, thanks Dick! :D

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Sep 24, 2014 12:30:11   #
hlmichel Loc: New Hope, Minnesota
 
Nearly choked on my breakfast....

Good one!

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Sep 25, 2014 08:47:21   #
jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country
 
:-D :-D :-D :-D

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Sep 25, 2014 09:36:45   #
FrumCA
 
DickC wrote:
I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "a folding bottle".

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have."

"I have also invented a folding carton."

Again she said, "what do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds rude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even
telling her about my folding bucket.
:mrgreen:
I went to the Patent office to register some of my... (show quote)

Good one!!

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Sep 25, 2014 10:14:56   #
jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana
 
:-D :-D :-D

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Sep 25, 2014 11:17:40   #
NeilL Loc: British-born Canadian
 
Hahahahahahahahahaha! Thanks! :lol:

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Sep 25, 2014 11:51:51   #
rmalarz Loc: Tempe, Arizona
 
DickC wrote:
I went to the Patent office to register some of my inventions.

I went to the main desk to sign in and the lady at the desk had a form that had to be filled out.

She wrote down my personal info and then asked me what I had invented.

I said, "a folding bottle".

She said, "Okay, what do you call it?"

"A Fottle."

"What else do you have."

"I have also invented a folding carton."

Again she said, "what do you call it?"

"A Farton."

She sniggered and said, "Those are silly names for products and one of them sounds rude."

I was so upset by her comment that I grabbed the form and left the office without even
telling her about my folding bucket.
:mrgreen:
I went to the Patent office to register some of my... (show quote)


:thumbup:

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Sep 25, 2014 15:15:09   #
SNicker317 Loc: North NJ
 
LMAO...

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