Grandma get answers....
Sep 17, 2014 22:56:08 #
A sweet grandmother Telephoned St. Joseph's Hospital. She timidly asked,
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
"Is it possible to speak to someone who can tell me how a patient is doing?"
The operator said, "I'll be glad to help, dear. What's the name and room number of the patient?"
The grandmother in her weak, tremulous voice said, Norma Findlay, Room 302."
The operator replied, "Let me put you on hold while I check with the nurse's station for that room."
After a few minutes, the operator returned to the phone and said,
"I have good news. Her nurse just told me that Norma is doing well. Her
blood pressure is fine; her blood work just came back normal and her
Physician, Dr. Cohen, has scheduled her to be discharged tomorrow."
The grandmother said, "Thank you. That's wonderful. I was so worried. God bless you for the good News."
The operator replied, "You're more than welcome. Is Norma your daughter?"
The grandmother said, "No, I'm Norma Findlay in Room 302. No one tells me shit."
Sep 18, 2014 00:13:43 #
That's a great one, Norma! Did you see the one I posted day before yesterday about the lady who took her dead duck to the vet?
Sep 18, 2014 02:26:43 #
Gitzo wrote:
That's a great one, Norma! Did you see the one I posted day before yesterday about the lady who took her dead duck to the vet?
Yes I did. It was great.
Sep 18, 2014 10:53:18 #
Sep 18, 2014 10:55:57 #
Sep 18, 2014 11:02:25 #
My Aunt Eleanor had her 100th birthday on May 18, 2014. I am her only family member left. Until a year ago she drank Black Velvet Whisky every evening. Her only gripe in life now is "no one tells me a god damned thing in this nursing home". And she is totally pissed at me for taking her checkbook away, even though she isn't able to write checks anymore, and she is overdrawn anyway.
Mrsmoses wrote:
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Sep 18, 2014 12:27:49 #
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