New element found!
Aug 31, 2014 14:06:10 #
The Most Dense Element Ever Found...
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
:mrgreen:
Pelosium:
A major research institution has just announced the discovery of the densest element yet known to science. The new element has been named Pelosium.
Pelosium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons, 75 deputy neutrons,
and 223 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 311.
These particles are held together by dark forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.
The symbol of Pelosium is PU.
Pelosium's mass actually increases over time, as morons randomly interact with various elements in the atmosphere and become assistant deputy neutrons within the Pelosium molecule, leading to the formation of isodopes.
This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to believe that Pelosium is formed whenever morons reach a certain quantity in concentration.
:mrgreen:
Aug 31, 2014 14:13:45 #
technilen
Loc: New Jersey
This appeared many years ago. The name of the element at the time was administratium."
Aug 31, 2014 14:16:01 #
Aug 31, 2014 15:02:33 #
venturer9
Loc: Newton, Il.
technilen wrote:
This appeared many years ago. The name of the element at the time was administratium."
Works pretty much either way doesn't it..... especially with the current administration...
Mike
Sep 1, 2014 07:25:24 #
djenrette
Loc: Philadelphia
DickC wrote:
The Most Dense Element Ever Found... br br ... (show quote)
The yappinng of the dogs does not disturb the stars.
Sep 1, 2014 10:51:49 #
technilen wrote:
This appeared many years ago. The name of the element at the time was administratium."
really? I heard it was 'bushium' :mrgreen:
Sep 1, 2014 12:13:47 #
technilen wrote:
This appeared many years ago. The name of the element at the time was administratium."
I may have seen that years ago as well. But Pelosium has put an actual face to the element.
Dennis
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