Obama talks to the kids
Aug 25, 2014 19:17:18 #
President Obama goes to a primary school to talk to the kids.
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have seven questions"
First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"
Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually Gotten worse?"
Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs
Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but
America is not allowed to drill for oil?"
"Fifth, Why do you continue to cover up the Benghazi scandal?"
"Sixth, Why did you spy on your own U.S. Citizens?"
"and lastly, why did the IRS target Republicans?
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time..
Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have two questions.
First, "Why did the recess bell ring 40 minutes early?"
Second, "What the hell happened to Walter?"
After his talk he offers question time.
One little boy puts up his hand, and Obama asks him his name.
" Walter," responds the little boy.
"And what is your question, Walter?"
"I have seven questions"
First, "Why did the USA Bomb Libya without the support of the Congress?"
Second, "Why do you keep saying you fixed the economy when it's actually Gotten worse?"
Third, "Why did you say that Jeremiah Wright was your mentor, then said that you knew nothing about his preaching and beliefs
Fourth, "Why are we lending money to Brazil to drill for oil, but
America is not allowed to drill for oil?"
"Fifth, Why do you continue to cover up the Benghazi scandal?"
"Sixth, Why did you spy on your own U.S. Citizens?"
"and lastly, why did the IRS target Republicans?
Just then, the bell rings for recess.
Obama informs the kiddies that they will continue after recess.
When they resume Obama says, "OK, where were we? Oh, that's right: question time..
Who has a question?"
Another little boy puts up his hand. Obama points him out and asks him his name.
"Steve," he responds.
"And what is your question, Steve?"
Actually, I have two questions.
First, "Why did the recess bell ring 40 minutes early?"
Second, "What the hell happened to Walter?"
Aug 26, 2014 10:53:41 #
PeterDragon wrote:
President Obama goes to a primary school to talk t... (show quote)
Man walks into a bar..barkeeper, who is a robot, asks what he wants, Whiskey , the man says, and while serving the drink the robot asks the mans IQ..Guy says 169..Robot goes into a discussion of quantum physics, etc
Guy leaves & thinks it a bit strange & goes back for another whiskey & when asked about his IQ he tells the robot about 105 Robot starts a discussion of NASCAR, fishing, women, etc
Guy leaves, bewildered, goes back, same routine & tells the robot his IQ is 50..
Robot asks " so how is Obama working out for you guys?" .
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