To whom does the land of Israel belong?
Aug 19, 2014 20:11:47 #
To whom does the land of Israel belong?
An Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations set the record straight.
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations
Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began: Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something
about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, What a good
opportunity to have a bath!
Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got
out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!
The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, What are you
talking about? The Palestinians werent there then.
The Israeli representative smiled and said, And now that we have made that clear, I will
begin my speech.
Larry Payne in the ass just dirtied his Depends. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
An Israeli Sense of Humor at United Nations set the record straight.
An ingenious example of speech and politics occurred recently in the United Nations
Assembly and made the world community smile.
A representative from Israel began: Before beginning my talk I want to tell you something
about Moses: When he struck the rock and it brought forth water, he thought, What a good
opportunity to have a bath!
Moses removed his clothes, put them aside on the rock and entered the water. When he got
out and wanted to dress, his clothes had vanished. A Palestinian had stolen them!
The Palestinian representative at the UN jumped up furiously and shouted, What are you
talking about? The Palestinians werent there then.
The Israeli representative smiled and said, And now that we have made that clear, I will
begin my speech.
Larry Payne in the ass just dirtied his Depends. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 19, 2014 20:30:43 #
pounder35 wrote:
To whom does the land of Israel belong? br br ... (show quote)
And that is why the Arabs squatting in Israel must be removed from Israel. Send them back to their Arab lands.
Larry please go and show them the way. You can be the Moses for the Arabs. Take your people home.
Aug 19, 2014 20:44:43 #
Jackinthebox wrote:
And that is why the Arabs squatting in Israel must be removed from Israel. Send them back to their Arab lands.
Larry please go and show them the way. You can be the Moses for the Arabs. Take your people home.
Larry please go and show them the way. You can be the Moses for the Arabs. Take your people home.
Hopefully he'll part the sea and in the middle the sides will collapse on him. :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Aug 19, 2014 21:22:33 #
pounder35 wrote:
Hopefully he'll part the sea and in the middle the sides will collapse on him. :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Now guys, we need to have more compassion on those less fortunate than we. They can't help being thoughtless when it comes to worldly matters.
Aug 19, 2014 21:24:22 #
BigBear wrote:
Now guys, we need to have more compassion on those less fortunate than we. They can't help being thoughtless when it comes to worldly matters.
Have you been to your Transcendental Meditation classes again. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Aug 19, 2014 21:30:31 #
pounder35 wrote:
Have you been to your Transcendental Meditation classes again. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Someone told me recently that I have been too hard on the unintelligent and should restrain myself more.
Aug 20, 2014 05:38:47 #
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Aug 20, 2014 08:44:55 #
bull drink water wrote:
so, in 1947 to whom did the land of Israel belong?????????????
Good point. Why not also ask to whom it belonged in 69AD?
Aug 20, 2014 09:38:43 #
PrairieSeasons wrote:
Good point. Why not also ask to whom it belonged in 69AD?
I think we should ask the Canaanites who it belonged to in whenever, BCE.
The making literal of metaphors and symbolism never ends.
Aug 20, 2014 12:36:43 #
amyinsparta wrote:
I think we should ask the Canaanites who it belonged to in whenever, BCE.
The making literal of metaphors and symbolism never ends.
The making literal of metaphors and symbolism never ends.
The sliver of land belongs to the Jews and after they have tried to live with some Arabs they need to throw them out. Send them back to Arab lands.
Aug 20, 2014 14:51:15 #
Jackinthebox wrote:
The sliver of land belongs to the Jews and after they have tried to live with some Arabs they need to throw them out. Send them back to Arab lands.
That's a tough spot to be in with all the Moooslem idiots surrounding you. :shock:
Aug 20, 2014 18:09:28 #
bull drink water wrote:
so, in 1947 to whom did the land of Israel belong?????????????
Reminder: there is NO "Palestine";
Aug 20, 2014 18:35:31 #
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