Truck Driving Job
Aug 17, 2014 20:54:34 #
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dennis
I was sitting at a Red Light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently
waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-Australian slogans,
with a half-burned Australian Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and
a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to
me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to Australians "
and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been
me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Dennis
I was sitting at a Red Light yesterday, minding my own business and patiently
waiting for it to turn green, even though there was no on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-Australian slogans,
with a half-burned Australian Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their car, and
a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was stopped next to
me.
Suddenly they yelled, "Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to Australians "
and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection and ran
directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man....that could have been
me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.
Aug 17, 2014 21:03:04 #
dennis2146 wrote:
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. br br Den... (show quote)
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Aug 17, 2014 21:17:56 #
dennis2146 wrote:
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. br br Den... (show quote)
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Aug 17, 2014 21:44:42 #
Aug 18, 2014 06:39:24 #
Aug 18, 2014 06:47:51 #
Aug 18, 2014 07:49:40 #
ringo
Loc: australia
If you ever need a co driver,I would be only to glad to help.no charge.regards ringo
Aug 18, 2014 07:55:29 #
dennis2146 wrote:
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did. br br Den... (show quote)
But was the truck driver a Zionist? LP, Tooth, and Pnagy need to know
Aug 18, 2014 08:12:24 #
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
But was the truck driver a Zionist? LP, Tooth, and Pnagy need to know
I wish I could answer your question but I can't. I only copied a joke my brother had sent to me. In my opinion he was probably an American with strong patriotic values. I guess, he, could even have been a, she.
I am glad so many people are enjoying the post.
Dennis
Aug 18, 2014 08:45:26 #
Aug 18, 2014 09:37:55 #
viscountdriver wrote:
I'll pay for the gas.
Dummy. don't you know that big rigs use diesel?
Aug 18, 2014 10:09:57 #
Well I used the term gas because I dfon'r know the US vernacular. In the UK I would have said, diesel.
Aug 18, 2014 10:12:24 #
Aug 18, 2014 10:18:30 #
viscountdriver wrote:
Well I used the term gas because I dfon'r know the US vernacular. In the UK I would have said, diesel.
It's petrol in the UK. likely the same in Australia
Aug 18, 2014 10:26:30 #
Shutterbugsailer wrote:
It's petrol in the UK. likely the same in Australia
No,diesel.
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