PhotoNoob Loc: Innisfail, Canada

SEX AT 73
> I just took a
> leaflet out of my mailbox,
> informing me that I can
> have sex at 73.
> I'm so happy, because I live at
> number 71.
> So it's not too far to walk home
> afterwards.
> And
> it's the same side of the street.
> I don't even have
> to cross the road!
> ~~~~~
>
> Answering machine
> message,
> "I am not available right now,
> but
> thank you for caring enough to call.
> I am making
> some changes in my life.
> Please leave a message
> after the beep.
> If I do not return your
> call,
> you are one of the
> changes."
> ~~~~~
> My wife and I had
> words, but I didn't get to use
> mine.
> ~~~~~
> Frustration is trying to
> find your glasses without your
> glasses.
>
> ~~~~~
> Blessed are those who can
> give without remembering
> and take without
> forgetting.
>
> ~~~~~
> The
> irony of life is that,
> by the time you're old
> enough to know your way around,
> you're not going
> anywhere.
> ~~~~~
>
> God made man before
> woman so as to give him time
> to think of an answer
> for her first question.
> ~~~~~
>
> I was
> always taught to respect my elders,
> but it keeps
> getting harder to find one.
> ~~~~~
> Every
> morning is the dawn of a new
> error.
> ~~~~~
> The quote of the month is
> by Jay Leno:
> "With hurricanes, tornados, fires out
> of control,
> mud slides, flooding, severe
> thunderstorms
> tearing up the country from one end
> to another,
> and with the threat of bird flu and
> terrorist attacks,
> are we sure this is a good time
> to take
> God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?"
> ~~~~~
>
> Aspire to inspire before
> you expire.

dljen Loc: Central PA

LOL, funny, thanks for sharing.

jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country

Good collection :thumbup:

Speedy Loc: Alabama

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