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Jul 31, 2014 08:13:28   #
jwt Loc: Texas Hill Country
 
This should get a chuckle.
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Today's Joke - Thu, 31 Jul 2014
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."

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Jul 31, 2014 08:17:34   #
FRENCHY Loc: Stone Mountain , Ga
 
jwt wrote:
This should get a chuckle.
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Today's Joke - Thu, 31 Jul 2014
Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee in St. Peters Square. The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'." The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'." The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone bows their head and says 'Your Eminence'." The fourth Catholic man says very proudly, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'." Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well ...?" She proudly replies, "I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38" DD bust, 24" waist and 34" hips. When she walks into a room, everybody says, "Oh My God."
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Aug 1, 2014 06:05:44   #
lone ranger Loc: Port Saint Lucie, Florida
 
excellent.......

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Aug 1, 2014 08:08:06   #
joehel2 Loc: Cherry Hill, NJ
 
I've seen her daughter and that's exactly what I said.😊😊😊

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Aug 1, 2014 08:26:57   #
dljen Loc: Central PA
 
Haha, funny, thanks for sharing!

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Aug 1, 2014 11:33:04   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
joehel2 wrote:
😊😊😊
There are those squares again from joehel2. Still wondering what they mean.

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Aug 1, 2014 11:35:13   #
EdJ0307 Loc: out west someplace
 
jwt wrote:
This should get a chuckle.
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No, not so much this time. Better luck on the next one.

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Aug 1, 2014 14:28:26   #
Ka2azman Loc: Tucson, Az
 
When I walk into a room they yell Jesus Christ your here again!

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