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Impossibilities and things I know about you
Jul 22, 2014 10:55:31   #
Huey Driver Loc: Texas
 
Impossibilities and things I know about you

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.


Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

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Jul 22, 2014 11:03:32   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
Thanks for the chuckle(s)

Sarge69

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Jul 23, 2014 06:43:10   #
FutureLook Loc: Florida, USA
 
:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Jul 23, 2014 10:31:40   #
Marionsho Loc: Kansas
 
Huey Driver wrote:
Impossibilities and things I know about you

IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can't count your hair.

2) You can't wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can't breathe when your tongue is out.


Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

TEN (10) THINGS I KNOW ABOUT YOU

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person & everyone does it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn't want to be alone in the idiot category.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not.

"Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
Impossibilities and things I know about you br br... (show quote)


:thumbup:

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Jul 23, 2014 13:53:03   #
bvm Loc: Glendale, Arizona
 
"Have a great Day. Laugh, and then Laugh and sing It's a Beautiful Morning even when it's not."

good point but after 5 1/2 years of "it's not" it gets a little tiring.

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