real Bad ass
Jul 21, 2014 00:34:22 #
A Cowboy rides into town and goes into the nearest saloon. "Gimme a shot of rye. And tell me why there's nobody around. This saloon is empty".
The Barman says:- "Awww, they've all gone to the hangin' ".
The Cowboy says:- "Who's bein' hung?"
"They're hangin' ol' Brown Paper Pete."
"That's a strange name. Why's he called that?" asks the Cowboy.
" 'Cos he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers, and even brown paper boots".
"That's weird. What's he being hung for?"
"Rustlin' ".
The Barman says:- "Awww, they've all gone to the hangin' ".
The Cowboy says:- "Who's bein' hung?"
"They're hangin' ol' Brown Paper Pete."
"That's a strange name. Why's he called that?" asks the Cowboy.
" 'Cos he wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper trousers, and even brown paper boots".
"That's weird. What's he being hung for?"
"Rustlin' ".
Jul 21, 2014 00:37:45 #
cameraniac
Loc: Huntingburg, Indiana
Good one.
I think that a British-vs-Aussie comedy thread would be great.
Oh and lets not forget the Scottish.
I think that a British-vs-Aussie comedy thread would be great.
Oh and lets not forget the Scottish.
Jul 21, 2014 02:24:41 #
Jul 21, 2014 03:19:58 #
Jul 23, 2014 04:33:41 #
British versus Australian love hate relationship has been ongoing for a long time. I don't know why, we did send them our best convicts.
Jul 23, 2014 04:43:47 #
viscountdriver wrote:
British versus Australian love hate relationship has been ongoing for a long time. I don't know why, we did send them our best convicts.
I know. I was there.
An English chap in Australia told me that they are a well balanced lot. They have a chip on each shoulder.
He also told me that homo sexuality had been made legal in the UK so he got out before they make it compulsory.
Jul 23, 2014 04:58:02 #
Jul 23, 2014 05:53:37 #
viscountdriver wrote:
What do you expect of guys who drink Fosters beer?
Never had bad beer.
Jul 23, 2014 09:25:12 #
viscountdriver wrote:
British versus Australian love hate relationship has been ongoing for a long time. I don't know why, we did send them our best convicts.
You're getting so overloaded with noggies, if they all went to one side you'd tip over & sink.
Then you'd want to come here. Well we have too many boat people now so find somewhere else.
Jul 23, 2014 10:05:41 #
Bunko.T wrote:
You're getting so overloaded with noggies, if they all went to one side you'd tip over & sink.
Then you'd want to come here. Well we have too many boat people now so find somewhere else.
Then you'd want to come here. Well we have too many boat people now so find somewhere else.
If a noggie is what I think it is you're dead right.
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