Three men sentenced to the guillotine
Jul 19, 2014 19:17:49 #
Three men were sentenced to be executed by guillotine; a priest, a Muslim, and an engineer.
First to go was the priest and he asked that he face upwards so he could look at Heaven and his Creator. His wish was granted and the blade fell, but stopped 1/2 inch from his neck. The executioner said since the guillotine spared him, so was his life and he was allowed to leave.
Next was the Muslim and he asked that he also be allowed to face upwards to look to Allah before his death. Again the guillotine stopped just short and his life was spared as well.
The engineer was last and he too asked to face upwards given what happened with the first two. As he lay there, he looked up at the mechanism and said, "Aha, I see the problem!".
First to go was the priest and he asked that he face upwards so he could look at Heaven and his Creator. His wish was granted and the blade fell, but stopped 1/2 inch from his neck. The executioner said since the guillotine spared him, so was his life and he was allowed to leave.
Next was the Muslim and he asked that he also be allowed to face upwards to look to Allah before his death. Again the guillotine stopped just short and his life was spared as well.
The engineer was last and he too asked to face upwards given what happened with the first two. As he lay there, he looked up at the mechanism and said, "Aha, I see the problem!".
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Jul 19, 2014 23:37:47 #
dljen wrote:
LOL, Steve. Wonder if they fixed it? :)
Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for sharing.
Of course the Engineer fixed it to make sure it was done right.
I know, I am an Engineer.
Wait, is this a slam against engineers?
OK, some dumb F's here don't have a life so I throw them a bone every ones in a while. Easy though because if the dog bites I bite back.
Jul 20, 2014 00:01:57 #
Jackinthebox wrote:
Of course the Engineer fixed it to make sure it was done right.
I know, I am an Engineer.
Wait, is this a slam against engineers?
OK, some dumb F's here don't have a life so I throw them a bone every ones in a while. Easy though because if the dog bites I bite back.
I know, I am an Engineer.
Wait, is this a slam against engineers?
OK, some dumb F's here don't have a life so I throw them a bone every ones in a while. Easy though because if the dog bites I bite back.
It's a joke, Jack.
Jul 20, 2014 00:31:40 #
SteveR wrote:
It's a joke, Jack.
OK, so you are the dumb F' and I threw you a a bone. Don't bite, I bite back.
see u wouldn't wanne be u.
Nice avatar Steve.
Jul 20, 2014 00:59:03 #
Jackinthebox wrote:
OK, so you are the dumb F' and I threw you a a bone. Don't bite, I bite back.
see u wouldn't wanne be u.
Nice avatar Steve.
see u wouldn't wanne be u.
Nice avatar Steve.
I don't know, Jack.....I think you've revealed yourself for exactly who you are.
Jul 20, 2014 04:10:43 #
SteveR wrote:
I don't know, Jack.....I think you've revealed yourself for exactly who you are.
Read your sentence. First I don't know, Jack...
and then you tell me what you think you know.
Am I supposed to understand this?
Sorry man.
Jul 20, 2014 07:09:27 #
Jul 23, 2014 03:00:08 #
Jack...I promise not to tell any more engineer jokes. The next one I tell will be either a conductor or brakeman joke.
Jul 23, 2014 03:21:07 #
SteveR wrote:
Jack...I promise not to tell any more engineer jokes. The next one I tell will be either a conductor or brakeman joke.
Just tell anything. We all know you are the joke, bozo
Jul 23, 2014 03:39:10 #
Jackinthebox wrote:
Just tell anything. We all know you are the joke, bozo
Aw, Jack....that was funny!!
Jul 23, 2014 13:09:38 #
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