There was a farmer and his new wife. They were on there way back to their farm as they are going down the road the horse stops. The farmer smacks the horse in the hind quarter and says that's once. They go down the road a little more the horse stops the farmer smacks the horse in the hind quarter and says that's twice. They go down the road a little more and the horse stops. The farmer gets off the wagon walks up to the horse and shoots the horse. His new wife says why did you do that? The farmer replies to his new wife that's once! :mrgreen:
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