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Jul 9, 2014 15:21:02   #
mlj Loc: Anderson, SC
 
I cannot take credit for this but I thought I would share:

Why I vote Democrat

I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if our federal government borrows $85 Billion every single month.

I vote Democrat because I care about the children … but saddling them with trillions of dollars of debt to pay for my bloated leftist government is okay.

I vote Democrat because I believe it’s better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate us rather than drill for our own oil, because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.

I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.

I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should not be allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders. They need to break even and give the rest to the federal government for redistribution.

I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all of the murderers on death row alive.

I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if my Nobel Peace Prize winning President uses drones to assassinate people, as long as we don’t use torture.

I vote Democrat because I believe people, who can’t accurately tell us if it will rain on Friday, can predict the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Chevy Volt.

I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is not as important as preventing people from being offended.

I vote Democrat because I believe the oil companies’ profit of 3% on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the federal government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t obscene.

I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority ….. but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral.

I vote Democrat because I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste ….. but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution.

I vote Democrat because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 70 hours per week.

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Jul 9, 2014 15:28:49   #
Old Grey Beard Loc: Salt Lake City, Utah
 
That's a start

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Jul 9, 2014 15:48:17   #
dljen Loc: Central PA
 
And I vote Democratic because there are so many clueless Republicans that spout off such nonsense, I can laugh all day!

And I vote Democratic because I would never want to be a Republican enraged and buried in conspiracy theories all the time.

And...I vote Democratic because I'm a woman.

:XD: :XD: :XD:

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Jul 9, 2014 15:59:54   #
Old Grey Beard Loc: Salt Lake City, Utah
 
dljen wrote:
And I vote Democratic because there are so many clueless Republicans that spout off such nonsense, I can laugh all day!

And I vote Democratic because I would never want to be a Republican enraged and buried in conspiracy theories all the time.

And...I vote Democratic because I'm a woman.

:XD: :XD: :XD:

It should say I vote politician because........
They are all to blame
Male and female

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Jul 9, 2014 16:24:33   #
sarge69 Loc: Ft Myers, FL
 
I'm going to switch so I can be dumb and happy too.

Sarge69

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Jul 9, 2014 17:15:03   #
chrisscholbe Loc: Kansas City, MO
 
Why I vote Democrat

I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if our federal government borrows $85 Billion every single month.
I vote Democrat because I believe that is's okay to borrow money when it's necessary.
Just as we do as individuals.


I vote Democrat because I care about the children … but saddling them with trillions of dollars of debt to pay for my bloated leftist government is okay.
I vote Democrat because I care about the children ... and believe that if we don't provide for them, then this country will have NO future.

I vote Democrat because I believe it’s better to pay billions of dollars to people who hate us rather than drill for our own oil, because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.
I vote Democrat because I believe it’s better to pay billions of dollars to people who need our help and can be our allies.
Unfortunately, if we don't do it...someone else will and they may become our enmemies.
This is NOT the same as buying friends.


I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.
I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges intrepret the constitution differently from conservative judges who would give the coutry to BIG Business instead of the people.

I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should not be allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders. They need to break even and give the rest to the federal government for redistribution.
I vote Democrat because I believe that corporate America should be allowed to make profits for themselves or their shareholders.
But NOT on the backs of the people working there who build the products and provide the services that make the profits for the company.


I vote Democrat because I’m not concerned about millions of babies being aborted, so long as we keep all of the murderers on death row alive.
I vote Democrat because I’m concerned about millions of babies being being born that can't be provided for.
We have a limited space on this planet and we're running out of housing and jobs. We can't continue to grow at this rate and remain a viable society.


I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if my Nobel Peace Prize winning President uses drones to assassinate people, as long as we don’t use torture.
I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if my Nobel Peace Prize winning President uses drones to assassinate people, in war zones.
If he didn't you'd be screaming about that.


I vote Democrat because I believe people, who can’t accurately tell us if it will rain on Friday, can predict the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Chevy Volt.
I vote Democrat because I believe people, can use historical data to predict weather trends, but on a daily basis a minor change can radically effect that days weather.

I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is not as important as preventing people from being offended.
I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech IS as important as preventing people from being offended.

I vote Democrat because I believe the oil companies’ profit of 3% on a gallon of gas is obscene, but the federal government taxing that same gallon of gas at 15% isn’t obscene.
I vote Democrat because I believe the oil companies’ profit of 3% on a gallon of gas is obscene, when it translates to Billions of dollars in profits during economic crises.
Taxing the gas is a reasonable way for people to pay for the upkeep of the roads they drive on.


I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority ….. but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral.
I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day is perfect for anyone who wants to do it.
I don't believe I need anyones permission to do it. You can do it without drawing attention to yourself or others.


I vote Democrat because I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste ….. but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution.
I vote Democrat because I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste....but unfortunately that means that if I believe in the 1st Amendment....I believe it for everything....even things I don't like or agree with.

I vote Democrat because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 70 hours per week.
I vote Democrat because I believe non entrepreneurs do not have any more or any less of a say as entrepreneurs in running our coountry.

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Jul 10, 2014 00:17:47   #
rgrenaderphoto Loc: Hollywood, CA
 
I vote Democrat because I know the party is the only thing that is protecting the American people from the ravening wolves of regressive Republicanism.





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Jul 10, 2014 00:25:44   #
Zophman Loc: Northwest
 
I vote democrat because I'm too lazy to think about how the liberalist doctrine will eventually destroy this nation.

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Jul 10, 2014 08:46:49   #
ottopj Loc: Annapolis, MD USA
 
I vote democrat because I believe people are more important than money.

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Jul 10, 2014 09:18:30   #
Jim Bob
 
Dumbocrat or Reprobate-they all suck. What we need are term limits.

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Jul 10, 2014 11:39:15   #
WayneL Loc: Baltimore Md
 
I vote Democrat because I'm lazy and don't work and think the rich should give me my Fair Share.

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Jul 10, 2014 11:45:49   #
chrisscholbe Loc: Kansas City, MO
 
WayneL wrote:
I vote Democrat because I'm lazy and don't work and think the rich should give me my Fair Share.


Neither YOU nor the OP are Democrats.
That seems obvious.

You just post this stuff to start a flame discussion.

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Jul 10, 2014 11:54:48   #
WayneL Loc: Baltimore Md
 
[quote=chrisscholbe]Neither YOU nor the OP are Democrats.
That seems obvious.

You just post this stuff to start a flame discussion.[/quote

I was Democrat until I saw the damage they were doing to America.

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Jul 10, 2014 11:56:00   #
JCam Loc: MD Eastern Shore
 
dljen wrote:
And I vote Democratic because there are so many clueless Republicans that spout off such nonsense, I can laugh all day!

And I vote Democratic because I would never want to be a Republican enraged and buried in conspiracy theories all the time.

And...I vote Democratic because I'm a woman.

:XD: :XD: :XD:


And what does being a woman have to do with it? If the answer has to do with birth control & the recent Supreme Court Decision, you can still have all the birth control you want; all they said was an employer doesn't have to pay for those four types that violate their Religious Principles, if you want to use those four types: you can still Pay to Play! High Schools have been following that principle for a lot of their too expensive to support athletic teams and special AP courses.

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Jul 10, 2014 12:03:15   #
dljen Loc: Central PA
 
JCam wrote:
And what does being a woman have to do with it? If the answer has to do with birth control & the recent Supreme Court Decision, you can still have all the birth control you want; all they said was an employer doesn't have to pay for those four types that violate their Religious Principles, if you want to use those four types: you can still Pay to Play! High Schools have been following that principle for a lot of their too expensive to support athletic teams and special AP courses.


"Pay to play" Really? LOL!

High schools and athletic teams?

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