GARGLEBLASTER Loc: Spain

Dorothy and Edna, two 'senior' widows, are talking.

Dorothy: 'That nice George Johnson asked me out for a date, I know you went out with him last week, and I wanted to talk with you about him before I give him my answer.'

Edna: 'Well, I'll tell you, he turned up at my bungalow punctually at 7 oclock,

Dressed like a gentleman in a fine suit, and he brought me a lovely bunch of flowers!

Then he takes me downstairs, and outside my bungalow a limousine was waiting, uniformed chauffeur and all.

Then he took me out for dinner... A marvelous dinner... Lobster, champagne, dessert, and after-dinner drinks.

Then we go see a show, let me tell you, Dorothy,

I enjoyed it so much I could have just died from pleasure!

So then we get back to my bungalow, and he turns into an ANIMAL.

Completely crazy, he tears off my expensive new dress and has his way with me twice!'

Dorothy: 'Goodness gracious!... so you are telling me I shouldn't go out with him?'

Edna: 'No, no, no... I'm just saying, wear an old dress.'

dljen Loc: Central PA

Hahaha, I like this one, I'm afraid when I was young, I went out with George's brother :) Thanks for posting, Gargle!

Big Stopper Loc: London

Haha, enjoyed that, thanks :thumbup: