My car is better than yours
Jun 20, 2014 13:41:07 #
An MG Midget pulled alongside a Rolls-Royce at a traffic light. "Do you have a car phone?" its driver asked the guy in the Rolls.
"Of course I do," replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.
"Well, do you have a fax machine?"
The driver in the Rolls sighed. "I have that too."
"Then do you have a double bed in the back?" the Midget driver wanted to know.
Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his auto.
A week later, the Rolls driver passes the same MG Midget, which is parked on the side of the road--back windows fogged up and steam pouring out.
The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Rolls and bangs on the Midget's back window until the driver sticks his head out.
"I want you to know that I had a double bed installed," brags the Rolls driver.
The MG Midget driver is unimpressed. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"
"Of course I do," replied the haughty deluxe-car driver.
"Well, do you have a fax machine?"
The driver in the Rolls sighed. "I have that too."
"Then do you have a double bed in the back?" the Midget driver wanted to know.
Ashen-faced, the Rolls driver sped off. That afternoon, he had a mechanic install a double bed in his auto.
A week later, the Rolls driver passes the same MG Midget, which is parked on the side of the road--back windows fogged up and steam pouring out.
The arrogant driver pulls over, gets out of the Rolls and bangs on the Midget's back window until the driver sticks his head out.
"I want you to know that I had a double bed installed," brags the Rolls driver.
The MG Midget driver is unimpressed. "You got me out of the shower to tell me that?"
Jun 20, 2014 15:01:12 #
Jun 20, 2014 15:26:56 #
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