a young husband to his wife " darling , did you had any lovers before me ?
No answer ,
after a while " darling are you sleeping ?"
NO I'm adding up
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Doc ,ask the worried woman ," My husband can still have a sexual relation after his infartcus ?
Of course said the doc , Only with you ,he don't need exitement
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It as been hours now that is raining , my wife is completely out of it , she's looking continuously thru the window,if this continue like that I have to let her in
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A man with a shotgun enter the bar yelling " who's the sob who made love to my wife ? and a voice behind the bar answer " You will need more cartridges
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