Two nuns and Dracula
Jun 12, 2014 01:43:22 #
Two nuns from Ireland must traverse through Transylvania by car. They are a bit on edge. Stopped on the side of the road to rest they are startled when suddenly, out of nowhere, a diminutive Dracula jumps onto the hood of the car and hisses through the windshield.
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "Turn the wipers on! That will get rid of the abomination!" Sister Helen switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What now?" "Switch on the windshield washer! I filled it up with Holy Water before we left ," says Sister Marilyn. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"My goodness, now what shall we do?" worries Sister Helen. "Show him your cross," says Sister Marilyn.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Helen as she rolls down the window, leans out and screams, "Get the f**k off our car!"
"Quick, quick!" shouts Sister Marilyn. "Turn the wipers on! That will get rid of the abomination!" Sister Helen switches them on, knocking Dracula about, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"What now?" "Switch on the windshield washer! I filled it up with Holy Water before we left ," says Sister Marilyn. Dracula screams as the water burns his skin, but he clings on and continues hissing at the nuns.
"My goodness, now what shall we do?" worries Sister Helen. "Show him your cross," says Sister Marilyn.
"Now you're talking," says Sister Helen as she rolls down the window, leans out and screams, "Get the f**k off our car!"
Jun 12, 2014 01:53:32 #
Jun 12, 2014 03:05:54 #
Jun 12, 2014 04:47:13 #
TucsonCoyote wrote:
LOL ! thems is British nuns then !(...or at least Sister Helen!)
Why? Would American nuns act differently?
Jun 12, 2014 05:21:58 #
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
Why? Would American nuns act differently?
To be cross is not an American expression!
Jun 12, 2014 05:26:46 #
TucsonCoyote wrote:
To be cross is not an American expression!
OK, then they could be almost any nationality but not American.
Jun 12, 2014 07:10:44 #
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
OK, then they could be almost any nationality but not American.
I dunno, does the rest of the world speak British English?
....Have I made you cross GARGLEBLASTER?
Jun 12, 2014 07:38:49 #
TucsonCoyote wrote:
I dunno, does the rest of the world speak British English?
....Have I made you cross GARGLEBLASTER?
....Have I made you cross GARGLEBLASTER?
No, I just think that your post is a bit pointless. What does it matter what nationality they are. You understood the joke.
Jun 12, 2014 08:07:40 #
GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
No, I just think that your post is a bit pointless. What does it matter what nationality they are. You understood the joke.
You are right, both the nuns are sweethearts, especially Sister Helen!
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