pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

A Priest was about to finish his tour of duty, and was leaving his Mission in the jungle where he spent years teaching the natives, in their language, when he realizes that the one thing he never really taught them much was how to speak English.
So he takes the chief for a walk in the forest. He points to a tree and says to the chief, "This is a tree."
The chief looks at the tree and grunts,"Tree."
The Priest is pleased with the response. They walk a little further and he points to a rock and says, "This is a rock."

The chief looks and grunts, "Rock."
The Priest was really getting enthusiastic about the results when he hears a rustling in the bushes. As they peek over the top, he sees a couple of natives in the midst of heavy sexual activity.

The Priest is really flustered and quickly says, "Man riding a bike."
The chief looks at the couple briefly, pulls out his blowgun and kills them both.
The Priest goes ballistic and yells at the chief that he has spent years teaching the tribe how to be civilized and be kind to each other, so how could he kill these people in cold blood that way?
The chief replied, "My bike."
:shock: :lol:

AndyCE Loc: Pittsburgh, PA

Thank you!!! I really needed that!!!
Andy

dljen Loc: Central PA

Hahaha, that's funny! I'm going to steal to post for my FB friends.
Thanks for sharing, Pounder.

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

Typical lib. Taking somebody's hard work and giving it away to others. Just kidding Donna. Don't go nuts on me. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

dljen Loc: Central PA

I'm so tired of hearing stuff like that today. Do some of these guys take Wicked Wednesday pills?

You, I can take, you're like me...only you're a guy...and you're a republican and you're religious, but you know, other than that...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

You got two out of three right. I'm not at all religious. Thank God I don't have to go to church on Sunday with a hangover. Somehow that didn't sound right. :roll:

dljen Loc: Central PA

You can always change the other one. :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"

You mean get religion? I wouldn't want to belong to a church that would have me as a member. :shock: :lol:

bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL

:lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

balticvid Loc: Queens now NJ

Where can I find a bike?

SteveR Loc: Michigan

Go to a bar with Pounder.

jaymatt Loc: Alexandria, Indiana

:-D :-D :-D