Jokes - The Importance of Walking
Jun 10, 2014 12:55:21 #
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enables you, at 85 years old, to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home, at $4,000 per month.
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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
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The only reason I would take up walking is so that I could hear heavy breathing again.
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I have to walk early in the morning, before my brain figures out what I'm doing...
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Every time I hear the dirty word 'exercise', I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
Jun 10, 2014 13:02:42 #
Jun 11, 2014 09:37:01 #
jerryc41 wrote:
Walking can add minutes to your life. This enable... (show quote)
Love them Jerry..... especially the last one. LOVE CHOCOLATE! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Jun 11, 2014 12:58:22 #
Jun 11, 2014 13:06:05 #
Love them Jerry, especially #1. I hate exercising just for the sake of exercising. If I get it from doing a useful task that is okay. I am reminded of an old guy that lived down the road from us when I was a kid. I rode a bicycle everywhere I went. One day he asked me a question that made me think. He said, "Why in the world do you wear your legs out on that contraption to give your ass a ride?" I feel the same way about exercise. What is the point unless it provides a useful purpose? Spending hours a week on a rowing machine, exercise bike etc. that goes nowhere doesn't exactly excite me.
Jun 11, 2014 22:14:40 #
Jun 12, 2014 00:17:43 #
Penny MG wrote:
Love them Jerry..... especially the last one. LOVE CHOCOLATE! :thumbup: :thumbup:
Dark chocolate!!!!!!
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