Los-Angeles-Shooter Loc: Los Angeles

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald’s

2. AVOIDABLE: What a bullfighter tries to do

3. BERNADETTE: The act of torching a mortgage

4. BURGLARIZE: What a crook sees with

5. CONTROL: A short, ugly inmate

6. COUNTERFEITERS: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets

7. ECLIPSE: What an English barber does for a living

8. EYEDROPPER: A clumsy Ophthalmologist

9. HEROES: What a guy in a boat does

10. LEFT BANK: What the robber did when his bag was full of money

11. MISTY: How golfers create divots

12. PARADOX: Two physicians

13. PARASITES: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower

14. PHARMACIST: A helper on the farm

15. POLARIZE: What penguins see with

16. PRIMATE: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV

17. RELIEF: What trees do in the spring

18. RUBBERNECK: What you do to relax your wife

19. SELFISH: What the owner of a seafood store does

20. SUDAFED: Brought litigation against a government official

Nikocarol Loc: NM & FL

What a fun way to start the day...thanks!

dave sproul Loc: Tucson AZ

Thanks -- this is one of the best posting in a long time.

Have a good day

Los-Angeles-Shooter Loc: Los Angeles

And here's one from a surgeon:

BARIUM: What doctors do with their mistakes.

dljen Loc: Central PA

Really like these, Shooter. Thank you for posting, I'm smiling! :)

markar Loc: Michigan

Love this list. Wish I still had my memory.

Michael O' Loc: Midwest right now

Knocked up : struck from below.