GARGLEBLASTER wrote:
A sheriff walks into a saloon, and shouts for everyones attention. Has anyone seen Brown Paper Jake?, he asks.
Whats he look like?, asks one shoddy looking cowboy.
Well, replies the Sheriff. He wears a brown paper hat, a brown paper waistcoat, a brown paper shirt, brown paper boots, brown paper pants, and a brown paper jacket.
So whats he wanted for?, asks the same cowboy.
Rustlin
, replies the Sheriff.
I heard the rest of the story. His girl friend made him move out because she got him in the SACK and he didn't know what to do.