Joke
Jun 1, 2014 07:58:54 #
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, Honey, could you fix the light in the hallway? Its been flickering for weeks now.
He looks at her and says angrily, Fix the light now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed across my forehead? I dont think so.
The wife asks, Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It wont close right.
To which he replied, Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I dont think so.
Fine, she says, Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? Theyre about to break.
Im not a damn carpenter and I dont want to fix steps, he says. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I dont think so. Ive had enough of you, Im going to the bar! So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours and starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed, he sees the hall light working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices that the fridge door is repaired. Honey, he asks, Howd all this get fixed?
She said, Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said, So what kind of cake did you bake him? [this is where it gets good]
She replied, Helloooooooo ..Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I dont think so."
He looks at her and says angrily, Fix the light now? Does it look like I have a G.E. logo printed across my forehead? I dont think so.
The wife asks, Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It wont close right.
To which he replied, Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Westinghouse written on my forehead? I dont think so.
Fine, she says, Then you could at least fix the steps to the front door? Theyre about to break.
Im not a damn carpenter and I dont want to fix steps, he says. Does it look like I have Ace Hardware written on my forehead? I dont think so. Ive had enough of you, Im going to the bar! So he goes to the bar and drinks for a couple of hours and starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed, he sees the hall light working. As he goes to get a beer, he notices that the fridge door is repaired. Honey, he asks, Howd all this get fixed?
She said, Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried. Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong and I told him. He offered to do all the repairs and all I had to do was either go to bed with him or bake a cake.
He said, So what kind of cake did you bake him? [this is where it gets good]
She replied, Helloooooooo ..Do you see Betty Crocker written on my forehead? I dont think so."
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Jun 1, 2014 08:20:05 #
dljen wrote:
A husband is at home watching a football game when... (show quote)
Well guess I better get a few things fixed around here. :(
Jun 1, 2014 08:32:28 #
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Jun 2, 2014 10:49:10 #
dljen wrote:
A husband is at home watching a football game when... (show quote)
Good one Donna! I'll laugh about this one all morning! :lol: :lol:
Jun 2, 2014 14:13:07 #
Bill MN wrote:
Well guess I better get a few things fixed around here. :(
My thoughts too.
Jun 3, 2014 15:19:37 #
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