Oh so British, Old Chap.
May 30, 2014 18:57:00 #
BRILLIANT!
SO WONDERFULLY BRITISH. . . . . . English Stiff Upper Lip.
On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me. . . . I'm ME! . . . . . .
I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman replied,
"Awfully sporting of your Mother, old chap!"
SO WONDERFULLY BRITISH. . . . . . English Stiff Upper Lip.
On a train from London to Manchester to watch the cricket, an Australian was berating the Englishman sitting across from him in the compartment.
"You English are too stuffy. You set yourselves apart too much. You think your stiff upper lip makes you above the rest of us. Look at me. . . . I'm ME! . . . . . .
I have Italian blood, Greek blood, a little Irish blood, and some Aborigine blood. What do you say to that?"
The Englishman replied,
"Awfully sporting of your Mother, old chap!"
May 30, 2014 19:14:44 #
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May 30, 2014 23:11:29 #
DOOK wrote:
BRILLIANT! br br br br SO WONDERFULLY BRITISH.... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: Good one Earl. :thumbup: :thumbup:
May 31, 2014 02:11:43 #
May 31, 2014 06:43:55 #
DOOK wrote:
BRILLIANT! br br br br SO WONDERFULLY BRITISH.... (show quote)
I got a good chuckle out of this one. thanks
May 31, 2014 13:18:36 #
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May 31, 2014 15:17:39 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
DOOK wrote:
BRILLIANT! br br br br SO WONDERFULLY BRITISH.... (show quote)
:lol: :lol: :lol: Awfully funny, old chap!
May 31, 2014 17:06:59 #
May 31, 2014 23:15:15 #
Michael O'
Loc: Midwest right now
DOOK wrote:
BRILLIANT! br br br br SO WONDERFULLY BRITISH.... (show quote)
How do you see through an Englishman ?
Look thru his ears.
Jun 1, 2014 09:56:39 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
Michael O' wrote:
How do you see through an Englishman ?
Look thru his ears.
Look thru his ears.
What's black and crisp?
An Irish electrician.
Jun 1, 2014 11:49:12 #
Brits often have the upper hand when dealing with Aussies, I remember when in an England- Australia test match there was some serious "sledging" going on and the Oz wicket-keeper said to Mike Gatting (the fairly portly batsman)
" Hey Gatts, you're getting really fat............."
Gatting replied..
" Yeah, every time I go round and shag your missus she gives me a biscuit" (that's a cookie)
" Hey Gatts, you're getting really fat............."
Gatting replied..
" Yeah, every time I go round and shag your missus she gives me a biscuit" (that's a cookie)
Jun 1, 2014 12:00:31 #
Thanks for the laughs, guys, the politics is getting old and even the religion is getting stale!!
Jun 1, 2014 12:05:01 #
NeilL
Loc: British-born Canadian
farmerjim wrote:
Brits often have the upper hand when dealing with Aussies, I remember when in an England- Australia test match there was some serious "sledging" going on and the Oz wicket-keeper said to Mike Gatting (the fairly portly batsman)
" Hey Gatts, you're getting really fat............."
Gatting replied..
" Yeah, every time I go round and shag your missus she gives me a biscuit" (that's a cookie)
" Hey Gatts, you're getting really fat............."
Gatting replied..
" Yeah, every time I go round and shag your missus she gives me a biscuit" (that's a cookie)
:lol: :lol: :lol: ...and I'm still laughing, Jim.
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