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Terrorists are not rational!
Apr 23, 2014 10:54:18   #
Sunrisepano Loc: West Sub of Chicago
 
Terrorists are not rational!
Let’s help them rationalize their actions. They are told and are willing to murder people by using a suicide bomb tactic that also leads to their death. But, they are told, they will be in heaven with 72 virgins.
What makes a virgin a virgin? Or, what makes a virgin not a virgin?
So the terrorist murders one or more people by suicide bomb and winds up in heaven(?) with 72 virgins. The terrorist is so excited that two minutes later, one virgin gone, 71 remaining and an eternity to go.
Now he gets rational and decides to wait ten years. Ten years, four minutes after death, 70 virgins and an eternity to go.
He decides to wait 100 years. One hundred ten years and six minutes after death, 69 virgins and an eternity to go.
One thousand one hundred ten years and eight minutes after death, 68 virgins and an eternity to go.
Fast forward. The last virgin is used. One hundred forty four minutes of heaven, untold years of agonistic anticipation, no virgins left and an eternity to go.
NOW, that is HELL.
Enjoy it you terrorists.

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Apr 23, 2014 10:57:25   #
pounder35 Loc: "Southeast of Disorder"
 
You're title was mis-leading. I thought this thread was going to be about the IRS. :roll: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Apr 23, 2014 10:58:39   #
Sunrisepano Loc: West Sub of Chicago
 
pounder35 wrote:
You're title was mis-leading. I thought this thread was going to be about the IRS. :roll: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:


Sorry for the confusion. :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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