VHD-Tex Loc: Mc Allen Tx.

I was thinking about making a fitness movie for folks my age, and call it "Pumping Rust".

When people see a cat's litter box, they always say, "Oh, have you got a cat?" Just once I want to say,"No, It's for company".

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in cases of an emergency. I think you should write, "A Good
doctor"!

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older.Then, It dawned on me. They are cramming for their finals.

As for me, I hope God grades on the curve.

The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by they your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

He who hesitates is probably right.

If you smile when things go wrong, you have some one in mind to blame.

Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth and Lord, please take care of B&H, Adaroma and all the other sellers out there, especially MT. AMEN

dljen Loc: Central PA

Funny!! I enjoyed reading these, thanx for sharing :) :) :)

jjwright71 Loc: Lubbock,Tx

yeah ,i believe you been slipping over the border to sip on that worm juice a lil bit much,HAR!