Have you see these?
Mar 28, 2014 21:52:29 #
I was thinking about how a status symbol off today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So, I'm wearing my garage door opener.
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. Thats when your chest is falling into your drawers!
Birds of a feather flock together and then poop on your car!
A penny saved is a government over site.
Did you ever notice. When you put 2 words "The" and IRS together it spells "TheirsÂ….."
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth and let the UPS truck continue to visit my house. AMEN
You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized that people didn't like me anyway.
I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on beer cans!
I've gotten that dreaded furniture disease. Thats when your chest is falling into your drawers!
Birds of a feather flock together and then poop on your car!
A penny saved is a government over site.
Did you ever notice. When you put 2 words "The" and IRS together it spells "TheirsÂ….."
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to your youth, think of Algebra.
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth and let the UPS truck continue to visit my house. AMEN
Mar 29, 2014 00:44:31 #
VHD-Tex wrote:
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth and let the UPS truck continue to visit my house. AMEN
Lord, Keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth and let the UPS truck continue to visit my house. AMEN
This is my favorite!
Mar 29, 2014 01:02:23 #
Mar 29, 2014 04:16:03 #
Mar 29, 2014 16:45:47 #
VHD-Tex wrote:
I was thinking about how a status symbol off today... (show quote)
Good ones! Furniture disease reminds me of Dunlaps disease which is where your belly "dun laps" over your belt. :thumbup: :thumbup:
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