Grandfathers
Feb 18, 2014 16:29:21 #
This is not an editorial, please keep in mind this is shared as humor...
Why Grandfathers are different
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his
5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time --
pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out
of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and
would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked.
Not really, Pop, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece
of crap, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit,
Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Why Grandfathers are different
Have you ever wondered what the difference is between Grandmothers and
Grandfathers? Well, here it is:
There was this loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend
time with his son's family on weekends. Every Saturday morning he would take his
5-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time --
pancakes, ice cream, candy-- just him and his granddaughter.
One particular Saturday, however, he had a terrible cold and could not get out
of bed. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and
would be very disappointed. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that
she would take their granddaughter for her weekly drive and breakfast.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
grandfather who was still in bed. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with
grandma?" he asked.
Not really, Pop, it was boring. We didn't see a single asshole, queer, piece
of crap, horse's ass, socialist left wing Obamalover, blind bastard, dipshit,
Muslim camel humper or son of a bitch anywhere we went!"
We just drove around and Grandma smiled at everyone she saw. I really didn't have any fun.
Almost brings a tear to your eye, doesn't it?
Feb 18, 2014 19:00:38 #
Feb 18, 2014 20:56:19 #
Bob Yankle wrote:
But most of all, she didn't exceed the speed limit even once!
Yep. Same guy. :D
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