Kombiguy Loc: Cedar Rapids, IA

Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, the Government has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early, mandatory retirement, thus creating jobs and reducing unemployment.

This scheme will be known as RAPE (Retire Aged People Early).

Persons selected to be RAPED can apply to the Government to be considered for the SHAFT program (Special Help After Forced Termination).

Persons who have been RAPED and SHAFTED will be reviewed under the SCREW program (System Covering Retired-Early Workers).

A person may be RAPED once, SHAFTED twice and SCREWED as many times as the Government deems appropriate.

Persons who have been RAPED could get AIDS (Additional Income for Dependents & Spouse) or HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).

Obviously persons who have AIDS or HERPES will not be SHAFTED or SCREWED any further by the Government.

Persons who are not RAPED and are staying on will receive as much SHIT (Special High Intensity Training) as possible. The Government has always prided themselves on the amount of SHIT they give our citizens.

Should you feel that you do not receive enough SHIT, please bring this to the attention of your Congressman, who has been trained to give you all the SHIT you can handle.

Sincerely,
The Committee for Economic Value of Individual Lives (E.V.I.L.)

mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,

That has been an Army program for years

tschmath Loc: Los Angeles

I doubt you will find a woman on this site who thinks it's funny to joke about rape. It takes a sick mind to find sick humor in a violent act.

Batman Loc: South-Central Texas

It is Soooo good to have something like you to watch over us.

:x

Kombiguy Loc: Cedar Rapids, IA

And now you're a psychiatrist! I bow to your superior sensibilities.

tschmath Loc: Los Angeles

OK, asshole, let's ask the women out there. How many women who are active on this site found the OP funny? How many women found it offensive?

Even as a man, and the father of daughters, I think your post is vile and disgusting. Why not ask the women in your life if they find your post funny. But then again, anyone who thinks this might be funny probably has no women in his life. Sits at home in front of his computer watching porn and flippin' his willie by himself. Just make sure you clean the keyboard off from time to time.

Kombiguy Loc: Cedar Rapids, IA

Another internet tough guy. Rude and self-important, as well.
And, by the way, my wife and both my daughters found the OP funny. What they found disgusting was your vile, disgusting, homoerotic sexual references, which they found devoid of any redeeming value.
Go back to your play pen, little boy, before you get in trouble.

bvm Loc: Glendale, Arizona

You are and obviously always have been a JERK. Pull your skirt down and stop talking for women. OR do the memories while incarcerated bring back fond memories.

I know you know what's best for everyone else and how they should think and talk, AAAH, a true democRAT!

bvm Loc: Glendale, Arizona

You know tschmath et al, You are TRULY ugly, Pea brained, Toads.

I think we should have a vote.

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

Love it. :thumbup:

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

Wow, and so starts the ad homonym attacks from the enlightened one. So does your mother kiss that mouth?

tschmath Loc: Los Angeles

By the way, oh bright one, the term is ad hominem, not ad homonym. Nothing like showing off your ignorance when criticizing someone.

heyrob Loc: Western Washington

Thank you, I will not make that mistake again, but you'll still be a jerk tomorrow.

bvm Loc: Glendale, Arizona

:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:

Gnslngr

I hate it when some moron copies and pastes another's work, posts it and passes it off as his own. Anyone who copies someone without attribution is a thief, plain and simple.