Emjem
Loc: Perth australia
Dear ..............
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Notwithstanding the above, we wish for you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated celebration of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms :
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wish or are acknowledged.
2. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
3. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
4. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
6. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "OurSaviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
To the rest of my friends a very Merry Christmas, A blessed new year and may 2014 be onward and upward ~ for a change.....
No offence taken. Merry Christmas and may the blessings of 2014 be innumerable for you and yours.
Shakey
Loc: Traveling again to Norway and other places.
LOL, got that! A very Happy Christmas to you and yours.
[quote=Emjem]Dear ..............
Merry Christmas Emjem.... I hope that greeting comes with a 12 month guarantee...written in blood LOLLLL. It sure covers all the bases :-)
Here's a Scottish toast for ye.
May the best you've ever seen be the worst you'll ever see,
May a moos' (mouse) ne'er leave your girnal (food store) wi' a tear drap in his e'e.
May you aye (always) be hale and hearty till you're auld enough tae di' (die).
And may you aye be jist as happy as I wish ye aye to be.
Robert Burns
Happy Holidays
Emjem wrote:
Dear ..............
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Notwithstanding the above, we wish for you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated celebration of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms :
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wish or are acknowledged.
2. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
3. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
4. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
6. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "OurSaviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
To the rest of my friends a very Merry Christmas, A blessed new year and may 2014 be onward and upward ~ for a change.....
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How beautiful...kinda choked me up.
Emjem wrote:
Dear ..............
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Notwithstanding the above, we wish for you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated celebration of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms :
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wish or are acknowledged.
2. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
3. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
4. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
6. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "OurSaviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
To the rest of my friends a very Merry Christmas, A blessed new year and may 2014 be onward and upward ~ for a change.....
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Thanks Emjem, and a Merry Christmas to you!
Thanks and Merry Christmas to you and yours!
Where is the The express negligence doctrine in indemnification agreement?
I truly enjoy your work and effort to produce such a entertaining document.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Floyd
Loc: Misplaced Texan in Florence, Alabama
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Emjem wrote:
Dear ..............
Merry Christmas Emjem.... I hope that greeting comes with a 12 month guarantee...written in blood LOLLLL. It sure covers all the bases :-)
Here's a Scottish toast for ye.
May the best you've ever seen be the worst you'll ever see,
May a moos' (mouse) ne'er leave your girnal (food store) wi' a tear drap in his e'e.
May you aye (always) be hale and hearty till you're auld enough tae di' (die).
And may you aye be jist as happy as I wish ye aye to be.
Robert Burns
Happy Holidays
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Rustybucket
Someone later added to Robert Burns the following line which fits his toast: ...and may you be in heaven 30 minutes before the Devil misses you.
Floyd wrote:
Rustybucket
Someone later added to Robert Burns the following line which fits his toast: ...and may you be in heaven 30 minutes before the Devil misses you.
Floyd... I think it comes from an old Irish blessing....it goes something like this...
May the sun always be on you face
and the wind always at your back.
May the road always rise up ..to meet your feet
and may you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.
Not sure if it's totally correct but it's along those lines.
Happy Christmas
Floyd
Loc: Misplaced Texan in Florence, Alabama
Rustybucket wrote:
Floyd... I think it comes from an old Irish blessing....it goes something like this...
May the sun always be on you face
and the wind always at your back.
May the road always rise up ..to meet your feet
and may you be in Heaven half an hour before the Devil knows you're dead.
Not sure if it's totally correct but it's along those lines.
Happy Christmas
Thanks for the information. I have a small amount of both Scot and Irish in my genes and now you've given me 2 great blessing ideas. Thanks again and Merry Christmas!
Emjem
Loc: Perth australia
KeithF199 wrote:
Where is the The express negligence doctrine in indemnification agreement?
I truly enjoy your work and effort to produce such a entertaining document.
Merry Christmas to you and your family.
Thank you for your comments, but I can't take credit for originating this. It was sent to me by a friend and I don't know who wrote it.
Merry Christmas to all.
Emjem wrote:
Dear ..............
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.
Notwithstanding the above, we wish for you a financially successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated celebration of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2003, but with due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of the wishee.
By accepting this greeting you are bound by these terms :
1. This greeting is subject to further clarification or withdrawal This greeting is freely transferable provided that no alteration shall be made to the original greeting and that the proprietary rights of the wish or are acknowledged.
2. This greeting implies no promise by the wishor to actually implement any of the wishes.
3. This greeting may not be enforceable in certain jurisdictions and/or the restrictions herein may not be binding upon certain wishees in certain jurisdictions and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wishor.
4. This greeting is warranted to perform as reasonably may be expected within the usual application of good tidings, for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.
5. The wishor warrants this greeting only for the limited replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wishor.
6. Any references in this greeting to "the Lord", "Father Christmas", "OurSaviour", or any other festive figures, whether actual or fictitious, dead or alive, shall not imply any endorsement by or from them in respect of this greeting, and all proprietary rights in any referenced third party names and images are hereby acknowledged.
To the rest of my friends a very Merry Christmas, A blessed new year and may 2014 be onward and upward ~ for a change.....
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And a very Merry Christmas to you and a great New Year to follow. :thumbup:
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