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Dec 18, 2013 09:07:42   #
heyrob Loc: Western Washington
 
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it is high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.

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Dec 19, 2013 09:01:17   #
Penny MG Loc: Fresno, Texas
 
heyrob wrote:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it is high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking ... (show quote)


What a creative student! Love it! HaHaHaHa :thumbup: :thumbup: :lol:

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Dec 19, 2013 13:15:38   #
bcheary Loc: Jacksonville, FL
 
heyrob wrote:
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, "Name seven advantages of Mother's Milk." The question was worth 70 points or none at all. One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages.

However, he wrote:
1) It is the perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:
7) It comes in two attractive containers and it is high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.
He got an A.
Students in an advanced Biology class were taking ... (show quote)


I never got that question in biology. :-D :lol: :lol: :thumbup: :thumbup:

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Dec 19, 2013 17:17:32   #
mugwhump Loc: San Diego CA
 
Attractive containers...Indeed :thumbup:

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Dec 25, 2013 11:29:16   #
Audwulf Loc: Golden State
 
My poor keyboard.

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