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Joke for today
Dec 17, 2013 09:24:26   #
picsbywayne Loc: Toronto, Ontario, Canada
 
Hey all, here's a riddle for you:

What does an agnostic, dislexic, insomniac do?
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He lays awake at night wondering if there is a DOG!

Have a great day everyone.

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Dec 17, 2013 09:56:30   #
pbearperry Loc: Massachusetts
 
Hahahaha,same to you.

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Dec 17, 2013 10:15:27   #
ebbote Loc: Hockley, Texas
 
Oh God that was a terrible joke.

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Dec 17, 2013 10:42:28   #
chapin in utah Loc: Utah
 
Good one!
Greetings

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Dec 17, 2013 11:35:45   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
Here is one for u
What goes up the chimney down but cant go down the chimney up









an umbrella

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Dec 17, 2013 17:12:13   #
magicray Loc: Tampa Bay, Florida
 
What's yellow and walks through walls?
























Casper, the friendly banana.

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Dec 17, 2013 17:39:55   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
And some think mine was bad

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Dec 18, 2013 08:58:55   #
nikon_jon Loc: Northeast Arkansas
 
A bumper sticker I saw once.....

DAM....mothers against dislexia

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Dec 18, 2013 18:15:36   #
big d Loc: Rossendale Lancashire
 
Hi is it possible you have dyslexia like I . mine was attributed to being taught the phonetic reading technique England early sixties? Main symptoms phonetically spelling mistakes!

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Dec 18, 2013 20:20:11   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
I am dyslexic did not read my first book till I was 19 pretty well over it as far as spelling screw it I'll make me point thank god for spell check best
Besides who put the TH in asthma

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Dec 18, 2013 20:25:16   #
heyrob Loc: Western Washington
 
nikon_jon wrote:
A bumper sticker I saw once.....

DAM....mothers against dislexia


LMAO! I like it!

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Dec 18, 2013 21:10:38   #
Dakota Boreas
 
My dyslexia depressed me so much, I jumper behind a bus.

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Dec 18, 2013 21:46:33   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
My dyslexia didn't bother me I was hustling drunks in neighborhood bars at 5 and new I wasn't stupid I always had a dollar in my pocket

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Dec 18, 2013 22:52:47   #
Miriam
 
mwoods222 wrote:
I am dyslexic did not read my first book till I was 19 pretty well over it as far as spelling screw it I'll make me point thank god for spell check best
Besides who put the TH in asthma

You think asthma is bad? How about phthisic (pronounced tizik)?

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Dec 19, 2013 09:58:47   #
mwoods222 Loc: Newburg N.Y,
 
That's easy teezick

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